Of course, satire is an art that requires clever balance. The following are some suggested templates with "polite yin and yang weirdness" for your reference (please replace keywords according to specific occupations)： **1. Jubilant praise** "I really envy you for developing such an unpopular hobby as "teaching people to use Excel on TikTok" into a career! After all, not everyone can stand being asked the philosophical question "how to make peace" by netizens every day. " **2. Dimension reduction strike method** "It's so far-sighted to be an Internet celebrity evaluating instant noodles! After all, before AI replaces programmers, humans have to keep the high-end position of instant noodle appreciation that requires soul resonance, right? " **3. Workplace Versailles** "I heard that you changed your job to be a blockchain health consultant again? Sure enough, only a cross-dimensional talent like you can combine quantum mechanics and wolfberry tea so naturally. " **4. Academic irony** "Your career plan to help the rich purchase private jets has simply redefined the social value of "top students in logistics management". It is recommended that the next school celebration be used as a model speech for the combination of industry, university and research. " **5. Professional sublimation** "I teach the elderly to withdraw from the Pinduoduo bargaining group on the phone every day. The awareness of philanthropists in the digital age is indeed much more noble than those of us who only know how to get wages. " **6. Cross-border magic** "I resigned from the funeral home and changed my career to be a clown in a children's playground. This career transformation is like adapting "Hamlet" into a stage play by Peppa Pig-although I can't understand it, I must respect this creativity that breaks through the boundaries of life and death. " **7. Civilized version of Tucao** "It can take three months to cross the border from pet grooming to micro-commerce to sell quantum anti-peeling shampoo. This kind of professional courage that ignores the barriers of knowledge, Newton would climb out of the coffin and applaud. " **Warm reminder: **Please evaluate the other party's humor tolerance before use. It is recommended to use it with a sincere smile expression for better effect. After all, the most advanced irony is that the other party suddenly feels something is wrong when tossing and turning in the middle of the night.