“A subtle caveat is in order here. I can certainly offer some humorous expressions, but I hope you’ll remember that sarcasm can be effective, but it can also be hurtful or escalate the situation. Rather than focusing on mean comments, work on developing constructive and compassionate responses. That being said, here are some expressions that may be helpful and can lead the conversation in a lighthearted or sarcastic way: 1. “Wow, you’ve said so much about yourself in such a short time, I admire that.” 2. “I love the way you talk, it’s like a novel – long and detailed, but ultimately still fiction.” 3. “Are you sure you’re not a superhero? You at least have a golden tongue.” 4. “I’m so glad you had the opportunity to share your genius idea with us. We’re all learning from each other.” 5. “That’s a great story! You must have seen this meme on Netflix.” 6. “You know what they say – ‘confidence is sexy’, but I think humility is important, too.” 7. “It sounds like you’re doing great, congratulations! But, getting back to the point… (deliberately changing the subject).” 8. “I’ve noticed that you always stick to your guns.” It’s interesting how much you enjoy defending your opinions.” 9. “Your enthusiasm is contagious! But perhaps we could switch gears and hear other people’s ideas?” 10. “I appreciate your willingness to share your thoughts with us. Now, let’s wait and see if someone else gets a word in.” Remember, when responding, the key is to remain cool, calm, respectful, and to make sure your words aren’t hurtful. Your goal should be to kindly redirect the conversation to a more positive or interesting topic, not to launch a personal attack or impose your own ideas.