Tools that automatically generate news articles often leverage natural language processing and generation techniques. While generating useless news articles isn’t necessarily an ideal use case, here are some tools and techniques that can generate text: 1. **GPT-3/4**: Developed by OpenAI, these large language models can generate high-quality text, including news articles, based on provided prompts. 2. **ChatGPT**: Also a product of OpenAI, it’s suitable for interactive text generation. 3. **GPT-Neo and GPT-J**: Developed by EleutherAI, they are open-source alternatives that are able to generate text similar to GPT-3. 4. **InferKit**: Provides a text generation service that can create various types of content, including news articles. 5. **AI Dungeon**: Although it is mainly used to generate interactive fiction stories, it can also be used to generate various types of text. 6. **Custom Models**: Using open source tools such as Transformers (from Hugging Face), you can train your own text generation models. It is important to note that generating useless or false information can raise ethical issues, especially in the field of journalism. These tools should be used responsibly to avoid spreading misleading or false information.