When writing satirical posts criticizing the services of suppliers, the key is to not only express dissatisfaction, but also maintain a certain sense of humor and wisdom, and avoid pure anger catharsis. The following are some satirical techniques and techniques for reference, combined with case studies to illustrate how to use them.： --- ### **1. Exaggeration and absurdity** Through extremely exaggerated descriptions, the absurdity of the other party's services is highlighted. **Example**： *"After waiting for three full centuries, the customer service finally returned me a message-'Hello, are you still there? 'At that moment, I seemed to hear the mummy laughing in the pyramid. "* --- ### **2. Reverse praise method** Statements that use superficial praise implicitly have a derogatory meaning, and are commonly known as "high-level black". **Example**： *"Your company's logistics speed can be called contemporary performance art-yesterday it showed 'shipped', and today it became 'the package is looking for a wormhole in the universe'. I am deeply impressed by this kind of surrealist service. "* --- ### **3. Contrast and contrast method** Contrast the promise with the reality to form a strong contrast. **Example**： *"The brochure says '24-hour fast response'. After actual experience, it was discovered that their time unit may be Mars Day (1 Mars Day≈24 hours and 39 minutes). "* --- ### **4. Anthropomorphic humiliation** Compare the service to incompetent or funny characters. **Example**： * "Your company's after-sales system is very similar to the sloth in "Crazy Animal City"-the smile is very sweet and the movement is very slow, so slow that my complaint form has not been processed. Darwin has published a new theory of evolution. "* --- ### **5. Abuse of technical terms** Packaging low-level errors in serious terms creates a sense of absurdity. **Example**： *"Your company's original 'quantum fluctuation delivery technology' is shocking-it exists and does not exist when observing the order, which perfectly interprets Schrödinger's package. "* --- ### **6. Fictitious awards method** The issue of awarding false "honors" is a matter of ridicule. **Example**： * "It is recommended that your company apply for the "Champion of the Global Customer Service Stealth Competition". After all, it is definitely an industry miracle that I can keep the "seat busy" state by dialing 20 times in a row. "* --- ### **7. Adaptation of literary allusions** Borrow the classic literature/film and television plot to satirize. **Example**： *"What is "Waiting for Gordo"? Come and experience your company's 'waiting for the maintenance master'! The same absurdity, longer duration, and never ending. "* --- ### **8. Customer voice body** Imitate the official tone to expose the problem. **Example**： *"'Customer First'-Note: The 'Customer' in this slogan refers specifically to potential customers who have not yet paid, and will be automatically downgraded to 'Pending data' after payment. "* --- ### **9. Mathematical mockery** Exaggerate the problem with data. **Example**： *"Your company's failure rate is reassuring-after all, according to my statistics, there are 1.9 problems with every 3 services, and rounding it up is a 100% surprise experience. "* --- ### **10. The ultimate solution** Provide obviously absurd "suggestions" for irony. **Example**： *"It is recommended that your company add an article to the contract: 'This service needs to be used in conjunction with Moonlight Treasure Box. If you encounter any problems, please go back and terminate the cooperation before signing the contract. '"* --- ###**Precautions**： 1. **Avoid personal attacks**: The target of satire should be services or systems, not specific employees. 2. **Retain evidence**: All descriptions must be based on facts to avoid legal risks. 3. **Humor dilutes hostility**: Making readers smile is more communicative than simply venting anger. In the end, the most advanced satire often makes the critic "laugh and scold", and may even prompt the opponent to improve-this is the true value of criticism.